Every six hundred years, a great evil has the opportunity to escape and unleash Armageddon. A group of five stones has the power to either free the evil, or banish it for another six hundred years. An order of Druids battles with a Warlock determined to unleash his father upon the world.

A college student unexpectedly finds that she has inherited a derelict house. Accompanied by a group of friends, she goes there to clear it of heirlooms before the structure is demolished. Almost immediately, she and her friends are targeted by a powerful warlock who is very interested in her bloodline.

After Faye and her psychotic boyfriend, Vince, successfully rob a mob courier, Faye decides to abscond with the loot. She heads to Reno, where she hires feckless private investigator Jack Andrews to help fake her death. He pulls the scheme off and sets up Faye with a new identity, only to have her skip out on him without paying. Jack follows her to Vegas and learns he's not the only one after her. Vince has discovered that she's still alive.

Join Mike, Kevin and Bill, along with guests Bridget Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl, the Mads from MST3K Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff, and special guest Paul F. Tompkins and relive this amazing summer-themed night of riffing and comedy!

A top surgeon is besotted with a beautiful woman who once rebuffed him. Unable to come to terms with life without her, he tries to convince her that they need each other. She has other ideas, but a horrific accident leaves her at his mercy.

En genforening af tre livslange venner tager en uventet mørk drejning, da en lidt for smart person dukker op.

A young female intern at a small magazine company becomes involved with a drug-addicted lesbian photographer, both of whom seek to exploit each other for their respective careers, while slowly falling in love with each other.

Chronicles three years of a middle class family seemingly caught up in their daily routines, only troubled by minor incidents. Behind their apparent calm and repetitive existence however, they are actually planning something sinister.

In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.

Two bumpkins in the big city fight over the same girl, until they realize that she's playing them against each other.

Dawn Davenport progresses from a teenage nightmare hell-bent on getting cha-cha heels for Christmas to a fame monster whose egomaniacal impulses land her in the electric chair.

On the run again, Dr. David Banner is jailed for assault after interrupting a mugging. Blind attorney Matt Murdock enlists Banner's help in locating the muggers because he believes they work for his longtime foe, Fisk, the head of an international crime network. But David, afraid of public exposure, breaks out of jail as the Hulk. Tracking David down, Murdock reveals his own secret: His blindness came from a radioactive spill, and after developing his other senses so incredibly, he has become the amazingly athletic crime fighter called Daredevil. Fisk must now face off against Daredevil and the Incredible Hulk!

Journalisten Fletch arver en plantage i syden og er ikke sen til at sige sit job op for at starte et liv Southern Gentleman. Plantagen viser sig at være temmelig forfalden men Fetch kommer sig over skuffelsen ved at gå i seng med sin labre advokat. Næste morgen er hun død, og det bliver op til Fletch at udnytte sit instinkt og talrige forklædninger til at opklare sagen.

Da det nygifte par Cliff og Cydney (Steve Zahn og Milla Jovovich) ankommer til Hawaii på en eventyrlig bryllupsrejse, føler de, at de er kommet i himlen. Men så hører de om et frygteligt dobbeltmord, og da de møder de pågående blaffere Kale og Cleo (Chris Hemsworth og Marley Shelton) og deres mystiske rejsekammerater Nick og Gina (Timothy Olyphant og Kiele Sanchez), bliver deres idylliske ferie lavet om til en nervepirrende kamp for at overleve.

Den store poet og fægter Cyrano De Bergerac. Han udfordrer gerne sine omgivelser med både sit skarpe sværd og vise ord, men han vover ikke at afsløre sin store kærlighed til Roxanne. Han tro ikke på, at hun kan elske ham på grund af hans meget fremtrædende næse. Han ved dog, at Roxanne elsker poesi og gennem den smukke, men udannede Christian lader Cyrano sine lyriske kærlighedserklæringer fremføres for hende, men Roxanne opfatter ordene som Christians egne og hun forelsker sig i ham i stedet.

Nick Vanderpark, som har tjent zillioner på at opfinde Vapoorize - et mirakelmiddel til at fjerne hundelorte - har uden sammenligning Los Angeles' mærkeligste hjem. Det er et helt palads, udstyret med alt lige fra bowlingbaner, hestestalde og vinmarker til karruseller - og det er ved at få hans nabo Tim Dingman til at gå ud af sit gode skind! Ikke mindst fordi Tim også kunne have tjent styrtende med penge, hvis bare han havde investeret, da han havde chancen. Så da Tim mister sit job, og hans kone forlader ham, går han til den eneste, der kan hjælpe ham - The J-Man, en tosset og fordrukken hippie med en tosset plan til enhver lejlighed. Envy er en sort komedie om en almindelig mand, der lader succesen stige sig til hovedet - hans nabos succes altså!

Ray Peterson, der bor i en ikke helt almindelig forstad. Hans drøm om en fredelig ferie bliver spoleret af nogle nye, uhyggelige naboer. Rays kone Carol er skuffet over, at han beslutter sig til at tilbringe en afslappende uge derhjemme, og at han med det samme kommer op at toppes med naboerne - en geskæftig snushane, en udflippet forhenværende militærmand og en syret teenager - som nysgerrigt følger med i, hvad der foregår hos den mærkelige Klopek-familie. Da nabolagets gamle gnavpot pludselig forsvinder, bliver naboerne overbevist om, at familien Klopeks faldefærdige hus gemmer på en frygtelig hemmelighed. De bevæbner sig med skydevåben, en kraftig kikkert og en skovl og begiver sig hen for ved selvsyn at se, hvad der foregår i familien Klopeks hus.

After moving into a new house, a young girl begins displaying strange and disturbing behavior until, one day, she disappears behind a closet. While the devastated father is left with no clue about his daughter's disappearance, an exorcist shows up to help.

Som en anden lampens ånd så er Djini fanget i en ædelsten og kan kun slippe ud ved at opfylde tre ønsker, for den so m er i besiddelse af stenen. Det skulle man ikke tro ville være så svært, men når man er en ufattelig ond og morderisk ånd, kommer alle besiddere af stenen på bedre tanker. Eller i hvertfald næsten alle, for der er enkelte som ikke har nogle skrupler.