The caretaker exhausted by everything, his frustrated wife and one totally depressed deer. Their mutual despair leads them to absurd events, because... shit happens all the time.

Den charmerende og dovne svindler, Joe Thanks - også kaldet Nobody, rejser fra by til by og optræder som en anden gøgler med mere eller mindre realistiske revolverdueller. En dag beslutter han sig for at kaste sig ud i det helt store svindelnummer, der ikke alene skal gøre ham rig, men også gøre kål på det æreløse amerikanske kavaleri og dermed hjælpe nogle flinke og groft udnyttede indianere til at genvinde det land, regeringen har stjålet fra dem.

Jacek climbs into the taxi driven by Waldemar, tells him to drive to a remote location, then brutally strangles him, seemingly without motive.

Seje strømer Ben Shockley skal eskortere luderen Gus fra Vegas til Phoenix. Gus skal vidne mod højtstående medlemmer af mafiaen, der til gengæld gør alt for at komme af med hende. Så er det godt at Ben ikke er bleg for at bruge endog særdeles hårdhændede metoder i kampen mod de uheldige skurke, parret møder på vejen til Phoenix.

Chow returns to play Ko Chun, a skilled gambler who now lives in retirement in France. Wu Xingguo plays an evil gangster who forces Ko out of retirement by killing his pregnant wife. Ko is forced to team up with a variety of other people to win out in the end. Wu Chien-lien plays Chow's romantic interest, Chingmy Yau plays a Taiwanese femme fatale, and Tony Leung provides much of the laughs.

Sir Hugo Baskerville er død, og hans arving Sir Henry ankommer til Baskervilles gods for at tage hånd om onklens affærer. Men der går mystiske rygter om en gigantisk hund i området, og Sir Hugo ser ud til at være død af skræk!

Set in Fascist Italy before the outbreak of World War II, the story centers on Tunin, a farmer turned anarchist who stays in a brothel while preparing to kill Benito Mussolini.

Paris - Monte Carlo. Fantastiske Herbie deltager i dette imponerende racerløb med Jim Douglas bag rattet. Herbie forelsker sig omgående i en konkurrent. En smuk blå Lancia, kørt af den dejlige Diane, som Jim Douglas lige så omgående forelsker sig i. Mens racet er i fuld gang, stjæler to tyve en berømt diamant fra et museum og skjuler den i Herbies benzintank. En afsindig jagt udspilles, da Herbie fortsætter mod målet, skarpt forfulgt af de to tyve, der selvfølgelig vil have byttet tilbage.

Fransk politis cementhoved nr. 1, inspektør Clouseau, får til opgave at finde 'Den lyserøde Panter', en kostbar diamant, der er stjålet fra en mellemøstlig stat. Clouseau går til opgaven med en iver, der ikke helt står mål med hans evner.

Whilst vacationing in the Carpathian Mountain, two couples stumble across the remains of Count Dracula's castle. The Count's trusted servant kills one of the men, suspending the body over the Count's ashes so that the blood drips from the corpse and saturates the blackened remains. The ritual is completed, the Count revived and his attentions focus on the dead man's wife who is to become his partner; devoted to an existence of depravity and evil.

The Tooth Fairy is back. 15 years after the events of the first movie, Corey, now grown up but mentally scarred has gone to a class reunion. However, the Tooth Fairy is back, and this time - You better have flossed properly.

The four old friends meet on the grave of the fifth of them, Perozzi, who died at the end of the first episode. Time has passed but they are still up for adventures and cruel jokes, and while they recall the one they created together with the late friend, new ones are on their way, starting right there at the cemetery.

En lille mexicansk landsby plages af slynglen Calvera og hans banditter, så landsbyrådet beslutter sig derfor til at hyre beskyttelse. Problemet er bare, at de ikke har nogen penge at tilbyde. Men da den berygtede revolvermand Chris lader sig hyre og begynder at overtale nogle af sine kollegaer, får de mexicanske bønder modet tilbage.

Once again billed as Montgomery Wood, Giuliano Gemma plays a civil war soldier who returns to his family land to find his family decimated, his property taken over by a family of Mexican bandits and his fiancee about to marry the Mexican gangster behind all this. Bent on revenge, he goes undercover disguised as a Mexican and discovers he has a daughter!

Claiming that he doesn't know his own past, a rich man enlists an ex-con with an odd bit of detective work. Gregory Arkadin says he can't remember anything before the late 1920s, and convict Guy Van Stratten is happy to take the job of exploring his new acquaintance's life story. Guy's research turns up stunning details about his employer's past, and as his work seems linked to untimely deaths, the mystery surrounding Mr. Arkadin deepens.

Da sygdom hærger et passagerskib, flygter Sarah med spædbarnet, Lilli, og plejesønnen, Richard, i en redningsbåd. De strander på en ø, hvor Sarah opdrager de to børn, indtil hun dør flere år senere. Lilli og Richard udvikler efterhånden et hedt kærlighedsforhold, men idyllen bliver truget, da et skib med grumme søulke og en dejlig pige ankommer til øen.

Irene, a workaholic, is forced to re-evaluate her priorities after the suicide of her two best friends.

Jacques Lantier, en plaget jernbanemand, vender tilbage med toget til den franske havneby Le Havre og møder ved et tilfælde den impulsive stationsforstander Roubard og Séverine, hans kone.

Dawn Davenport progresses from a teenage nightmare hell-bent on getting cha-cha heels for Christmas to a fame monster whose egomaniacal impulses land her in the electric chair.