The bungling inspector Cruchot finds himself trying to save the residents of St. Tropez from some oil-drinking humanoid aliens. The only way to tell the aliens from the real people, besides their constant thirst for oil-products, is that they sound like empty garbage cans when you touch them. Chaos is ahead.

Politiet i Saint-Tropez iværksætter en større aktion mod farlige billister. Cruchot påtager sig ivrigt opgaven. Da han jagter en Mercedes, som kører alt for hurtigt, begår Cruchot selv en masse lovovertrædelser - for hvilke han bliver alvorligt irettesat. Cruchot opdagere senere, at den pågældende Mercedes holder parkeret foran politistationen, og han er meget opsat på at uddele bøder. Men det viser sig, at bilens ejer er den unge smukke Josépha, og Cruchot bliver øjeblikkeligt forelsket.

Politistyrken i Saint Tropèz er blevet udvalgt til at repræsentere Frankrig ved en international politi-kongres i New York. Cruchot's datter vil også gerne med til New York, men Far siger "Nej!". Hun sniger sig dog alligevel med som blind passagér på skibet, der skal sejle Saint Tropèz' stolte gendarm-korps til USA. Og naturligvis sker det et par gang under opholdet i New York at Cruchot "ser syner" (datteren), og nær er ved at blive erklæret utilregnelig af sin chef.

The frozen body of Paul Fournier is discovered in Greenland where he had disappeared during a scientific expedition in 1905. Perfectly conserved he is brought back to life in the 1960s. His descendants take care of him: to spare him the cultural shock they behave so to make believe it's 1905 and they are his cousins, uncle...

Evan Evans, the director of a ballet troupe, is rehearsing his next show in Monaco, in preparation for a worldwide tour. When one member of his troupe leaves to get married, Evans imposes a regime of strict discipline on his remaining dancers. The latter get their revenge by presenting Evans’ nephew Philippe, the only male member of the group, with a baby and a note claiming he is the father…

Don Sallust is the minister of the King of Spain. Being disingenuous, hypocritical, greedy and collecting the taxes for himself, he is hated by the people he oppresses. Accused by The Queen, a beautiful princess Bavarian, of having an illegitimate child to one of her maids of honor, he was stripped of his duties and ordered to retire to a monastery.

The ambitious police officer Cruchot is transferred to St. Tropez. He's struggling with crimes such as persistent nude swimming, but even more with his teenage daughter, who's trying to impress her rich friends by telling them her father was a millionaire and owned a yacht in the harbor.

Cruchot's police office moves into a new building. They do not only get high tech equipment, but also four young female police officers to educate. All of them scramble to work with them -- and cause pure chaos while being distracted by the fine ladies. Then they get into real trouble when one after the other of their female colleagues is kidnapped.

A small farmer's struggle for survival against the odds.

Henry Roubier, a French promoter, and Enrico Mazzini, an Italian, have signed an agreement guaranteeing them a stranglehold on European highways. While driving on the roads of the south, Roubier takes two young hitchhikers, but an unfortunate swerve the car rushes by Henri and its occupants on the top of a pine tree onto the side of a cliff.

Fantomas har en djævelsk plan. Han vil beskatte verdens rigeste mænd og lade dem få lov til at beholde livet til gengæld. De stakkels skattebetalere søger beskyttelse på et slot i det skotske højland, hvor parret kommissær Juve og journalisten Fandor prøver at standse mestertyvens fremfærd. Men som det plejer at ske, famler lovens lange arm i mørket, og de bliver nødt til at slås med spøgelser, falske lorder og snigmordere. Slottet er fuldt af fantomer, men hvor er den maskerede hævner?

Den smukke Angie Albright lever i et beskyttede og stærkt religiøst hjem. Derfor er hun ovenud lykkelig for endelig at kunne forlade det, for at flytte ind og begynde på college. Hendes værelseskammerat er ganske vist lidt vild og mere frigjort hvilket Angie forsøger at vænne sig til, men Angie opdager snart, at der findes langt værre ting at bekymre sig om end et rodet kollegieværelse.

Angelique is saved by the king of the cutthroats when she is endangered in the streets of Paris. After her hero is killed, she has many amorous affairs and becomes a successful businesswoman.

Da mestertyven Fantomas udfører en serie frække juvelkup i Paris får kommissær Juve hjælp fra en uventet side. Fantomas' dobbeltgænger, den karrierefikserede reporter Fandor, som gør fælles sag med politiet. Sammen begiver de sig ud i det sydende pariserliv for at fange skurken. Men Fantomas er ikke kun en juveltyv af høj rang, han er også verdens dygtigste forvandlingskunstner.

Tiden er Anden Verdenskrig, hvor nazisterne har besat den nordlige halvdel af Frankrig. Midt i Paris nødlander et engelsk bombefly, skudt ned af tyskerne, men besætningen undslipper i faldskærme, og i løbet af kort tid får de hjælp af franske borgere, som flygter sammen med dem tværs gennem landet, i retning mod den frie zone.

Adrien, 40 years old and totally immature, is dumped by Maude, 35 years old, eager to finally found a family. In an attempt to regain the love of his life, Adrien decides to move into the future ex-married apartment: a nursery home - The beginning, an improbable educational experience.

The second part of the Seventh Company adventures.

Louis-Philippe Fourchaume, another typical lead-role for French comedy superstar Louis de Funès, is the dictatorial CEO of a French company which designs and produces sail yachts, and fires in yet another tantrum his designer André Castagnier, not realizing that man is his only chance to land a vital contract with the Italian magnate Marcello Cacciaperotti. So he has to find him at his extremely rural birthplace in 'la France profonde', which proves a torturous odyssey for the spoiled rich man; when he does get there his torment is far from over: the country bumpkin refuses to resume his slavish position now the shoe is on the other foot, so Fourchaume is dragged along in the boorish family life, and at times unable to control his temper, which may cost him more credit then he painstakingly builds up...

Filmen foregår i Makedonien og handler om Hatidze, som hver dag spadserer op ad bjergsiden for at se til sine bistader. I stille sang tømmer hun forsigtigt staderne for honning uden brug af hverken net eller handsker. Tilbage i sit lille hus plejer hun sin gamle sengeliggende mor og fra tid til anden tager hun den længere tur ind til storbyen for at sælge sine varer. En dag flytter en nomadefamilie ind ved siden af og Hatidzes fredfyldte paradis forstyrres af larmende maskiner, syv støjende børn og 150 køer. Alligevel byder hun den tilkomne familie velkommen og deler gavmildt ud af sine hemmeligheder om bierne. Men inden længe tager den nye families overhoved en beslutning, der kommer til at forandre Hatidzes liv for evigt.

Based on Molière's play. The children of Harpagon, Cléante and his sister Elise, are each in love but they still haven't spoken to their father yet. Harpagon is a miser who wants to choose the right man and the right woman for his children. When Cléante, at last, tries to speak to Harpagon, the old man informs the family that he wants to marry Marianne, the young girl loved by Cléante. Unaware of his son's sorrow, Harpagon doesn't understand why Cléante has become so angry with him.